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Sapere aude - dare to be wise
Monday, March 15, 2004
Posted 1:27 PM by Lawren
A Little Lawyer Humor

Since the students at Indiana University School of Law--Indianapolis are on spring break, I anticipate blogging to be a little lighter this week. Therefore, I decided to leave you all with a little lawyer humor.

"Regulations For Hunting Attorneys"

Bill to Regulate the Hunting and Harvesting of Attorneys PC 370.00

370.01 Any person with a valid in-state rodent or snake hunting license may also hunt and harvest attorneys for recreational and sport (non-commercial) purposes.

370.02 Taking of attorneys with traps or dead-falls is permitted. The use of United States
currency as bait, however, is prohibited.

370.03 The willful killing of attorneys with a motor vehicle is prohibited, unless such vehicle is an ambulance being driven in reverse. If an attorney is accidentally struck by a motor vehicle, the dead
attorney should be removed to the roadside, and the vehicle should proceed immediately to the
nearest car wash.

370.04 It is unlawful to chase, herd or harvest attorneys from a power boat, helicopter or aircraft.

370.05 It is unlawful to shout, "WHIPLASH", "AMBULANCE", or "FREE SCOTCH" for the purposes of trapping attorneys.

370.06 It is unlawful to hunt attorneys within 100 yards of BMW, Mercedes or Porsche dealerships,
except on Wednesday afternoon.

370.07 It is unlawful to hunt attorneys within 200 yards of courtrooms, law libraries, health clubs,
country clubs, hospitals or brothels.

370.08 If an attorney gains elective office, it is not necessary to have a license to hunt, trap
or possess the same.

370.09 It is unlawful for a hunter to wear a disguise as a reporter, accident victim, physician,
chiropractor or tax accountant for the purpose of hunting attorneys.

370.10 Bag and Possession Limits per day:Yellow-bellied sidewinders, 2; Two-faced tortfeasors, 1;
Back-stabbing divorce litigators, 3; Horn-rimmed cut-throats, 2; Minutiae-advocating dirtbags, 4.
Honest attorneys protected (Endangered Species Act).

370.11 It is illegal to take attorneys with a moving vehicle unless there are no measurable
skid marks at the kill site.

As seen in the
National Jurist
and on
FOXNews

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